THE TSA BLUES: SUNG TO THE TUNE OF “SMOKE GET’S IN YOUR EYES”.
They said that if I flew
I just must go through….
A body scan machine:
Everything is seen;
You know what I mean!
I said I’d rather not,
My body’s not so hot….
They said we’re not phased
If you skip X-rays,
We have other ways!
With gloved hands extended
Body parts they rended,
Up and down;
But despite disrobing
And the probing,
Nothing much was found!
So, common sense aside,
Nothing’s left to hide….
If you want to fly
You must realize
Feds will check your thighs.
Filed under: Uncategorized, TSA; Body Scans
LOL, Too funny!